Bathrooms and the End of Public Schools

If you thought this election couldn't get any more bizarre ...

Bathrooms? We’re talking about bathrooms?

I suspect this would be the the reaction of the Founding Fathers, were they to be transported to 2016 and be exposed to the average person’s social media timeline. After getting over the shock that Facebook and Twitter are the driving forces within our democratic process, they would, with a certain level of Allen Iverson-esque incredulity, shake their heads at the idea that the president of the Unites States is issuing decrees about which bathroom schoolchildren should be allowed to use.

They would probably be less shocked to learn that a wealthy East Coast mercantilist celebrity is contending to replace the sitting president who has been handing down said restroom directives.